Looks

I think I have lost weight...however two things kinda tell me that I may be wrong...

I do not see woman looking with lusty eyes when they see me..hmmm..since I have lost weight am looking like a moviestar....ok..so woman have not noticed...well may be they are not too bright..can't distinguish between good and bad...ah I am in Mumbai...too many stars here..let me reach Delhi...hmmmm...then the madness will start

However more importantly my trousers are still skin tight ... hmmm..they must have shrunk...too much washing you know...