Thursday, January 28, 2010

Another one

Now there is something going on between the Volvo companies buses I take to travel from Mumbai to Pune.. and me.

For some reason they make my journey try to make my journey as miserable as possible

Last time it was dill bole haddipa and this time it was life partner.

Now life partner was not that bad...as in it was not bad as dill bole hadippa ... where in case somebody tells you to watch this movie....go ahead and abuse your heart out...

Well the Movie.. has three friends 1 divorce lawyer and 1 professional and 1 Son of a business man and hence a business man himself

The professional has one girlfriend whom he loves and who does not have any talent...the girlfriends father supports his daughter on all her venture

The lawyer does not believe in getting married or has a steady girlfriend

The business man is a virgin does not have a girlfriend and is despearate to get married

Now the business man's family decides to visit an old family friend and where the son finally marries on an arranged marraige basis and gets to have the much needed sex to relieve himself of the burden's virginity at last

The professional who went along with the family with his girlfriend also got married there

and hence after a few days decided to get divorced where their friend helped them with the divorce

The lawyer now gets hooked and decides to have sex with the same girl every night and decides to get married and it is here that he invites everyday and makes them meet each other and gets them all remarried...

End of story

The movie is boring but has a few instances of humor if you dig deep...

My recomendation ... Abuse anybody who recommends this one and strike them of your guest list

Monday, January 18, 2010

START WRITING

SHUBHO NEEDS TO START WRITING AGAIN....so does Aneri masi

the brainbit has kinda stopped penning his thoughts for some time now...and I miss the updates...wish he will start again...

actually..a lot of others have kinda stopped... aneri masi another example...

People what is wrong...I don't have much to do in life..one of the things I like is reading blogs...`so whats up....

Popular demand says that you need to fill in some bytes in he blog world...so hurry up

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Dill bole Haddipa

Pet bole kadippa
sir bole daddipa
muh bole ..teri ma%$^#&%%^*%$^%$

Now the movie is a story about a girl who wants to play cricket with the mens team (nothing wrong here....sardar...raging harmones...ok...understood the concept)

Now nobody wants this kudi to play in the mundyas team with a very logical reason of different genders have different teams for some reasons ... no the hyper girl does not understand that and dresses up as a Mundya...ok

The guys father has a friend in Lahore and both hime and his friends have private teams...(nothing wrong here as well)
For the last eight years the indian guys team is loosing to the pakistani team...ok
So enter the hero as the son who lives with his mother in england and speaks english in American accent..ok...chalega

So the son who plays in england is a good player comes to india to help his father salvage some pride by winning the cricket match...

Now comes a really hot girl driving cars and jeeps is scantily clad ..as if just walked out of the ramp and into the jeep to woo the hero....

who somewhere in the film is suddenly wen missing...cause the hero wants his girl all desi...

well..why was this film made...

how come the Punjabi mundyas...known for their thurkiness miss the boobs whenever they do a pappi and jhappi....what the fuck is wrong here....

in the locker room how come they did not notice a fully clad guy everday for six months and not ask question

Given a choice of sliding down a really sharp object to stab my balls and to watch this film... I will go with the stabbing...

Friday, January 15, 2010

PUNE

another day another week another office..i do not feel the change

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Negative

Newpaper article : The pyramids were not made by slaves and that they were paid for their work also they were given the honour of getting buried in the shadow of the great Pyramid.

Now the question : What is the point?

Why should I help others....hmm....self fullfillment ?

I wonder...

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Death

The final fullstop for life...nothing happens after this.