Why???

well actually why bother????

but then I like to exhibit...ah not that kind..dirty mind

well the thing is why...is such a profound question...

imagine this...

Son you should not kill a fellow being... Why???

You need to work Harder .... Why??? ( hmmm...now don't ask this question if you are working somwhere...cause they have found the answers and most importantly attrtion is not the big thing now a days :( shit...shit shit....

Hmm come to think of it unless you are a kid...there is not much cuteness in it eh..

something like

You need to wash yourself....why??? cause you stink...so ?? go wash!!!

does not really sound neat from say a 33 year old... that would be me...

hmmm ... dammit...I started the post with so much thoughts with why... now all is gone...shit ....shit...shit

Decipher This

Situation  : Teacher in a class room

The answer to this problem will be posted in the same blog after a few days....

1. Teacher to students : Both of you three get out of the class

Uncoded

3 Students sitting in one bench each... 

so two bentches become "both" thus Both of you three.....

Calvin and Hobbes

Send one liner's on the above topic...for e.g

Sirf naam hi kafi hai...

I am ok , I am fine

yup that is what I am...no ...no n..no...it is not that I am ok or I am fine...actually I am far from being ok or fine or good ....it is the attitude that I have ...which is ok or fine about everything...now if this is not sad...tell me what is...

and strangely it is about everything....things most precious after a point of time just loose their shine...and be it anything...and I mean anything...take for example .... the sudden anger in mumbai....things are just back to normal...I have even got a name for it...eh...26... 11....now I was so angry on 27 th, 28th , 29th, till about 7th or I think 15th dec was latest....ah... the best thing is I forgot about the delhi blast that happened a few months ago...again I was very angry...and the story just goes back and back

Why don't I do something...why can't I remain angry ...why don't I question more....why do I forget to demand for what is mine...why have I become like this....

Random ...ness

Well... I have too many things that interests me and then dis-interests me... need to scale down ...my thought process ugh....just missing....

I hate teenagers...especially the ones who have just come out of college.. they yap so much... man it is depressing ... they have opinion about everything...they like or dislike everything...that is so stupid...they have yet to learn about ignorance....ahhhhh


I like kids.....

I like to sleep...so much as much as I can...

Delhi 6

Missing presumed dead

Next week, the death toll in the post Godhra riot will rise from 952 to 1180, seven years are up and so all the missing persons will be declared dead... by Shobha Naryan in Hindustan Times.

This was the first lines that I read today as soon as I came in and promptly forgot...and I am ashamed... somewhere deep down a small voice told me to care and slowly after hours it got louder... and the pitch is slowly but steadily going up....

Somewhere while growing up I have forgotten about Humanity...I think I see too much of it getting bombed, knifed, gunned .... this I argue has killed my ability to get shocked.

I accept the dead and the dying as normally as I only can, I do not worry after a while... '

I have seen all .. I argue.... I am too small to help them.... I say.... how am I related .. I think... I have other things to worry about.. I feel .... I am not responsible....

Yes I do not think I will do anything... today or tomorrow... but I will.... somehow...I will

Interesting -- hmmm

Things I have not and may not do this year

Reading Prashant's post, remembered....

1. I have not been to Chandni Chowk
2. I have not eaten in Chandani CHowk
3. I have not and will not eat this year the famed " DAULAT KI CHAT" ( What a miss)
4. I have not been to CP
5. I have not met anybody new or interesting
6. I have not bought any new book...


OOOOOOOHHHHHHH...it is depressing.....

Just passed

Well yes, I think i just about came out of the oldest predicament in this world... I am hoping that I will not require to go into it again but then...that will be too much...however I think for the time being things have stopped...ah...what a relief......

In other news...Himanshu completed a 36 hour transit from Jhansuguda in Orrisa to New Delhi...and he was in a hurry to reach Delhi... though to be fair to Indian railways..this happens with him...that is he is never on time cause he is jinxed...and I really cannot blame the Indian railways...

And..the biggest achievement of this year found the wall in facebook...so the recent activity in facebook is because I found the wall, lot of people told me earlier that they have written on my wall.... वल्लाह परेशांन हो गया था....even searched...by "wall" on the net and I used to get the updates about dravid and what not... well now ......am I cool.... or am I

Particepta and puli pithe

The above mentioned words are a gourmet delight for sweet lover's in bengal.

These are not something that you would find in a Barista or ccd or any of the plush resturants... but by god if you find any body making it...do not stop yourself prom tasting them...

Why am I writing these... he he..cause I am eating them.... love it....wah kya zindagi hai....

Robbed

For the first time in my life I got robbed ... it is not the pseudo robbing that i usually go through ... it was not that "किसी ने मेरा चूतिया काटा" it was actually robbing..

How it happened

Two guys in a bike crept in silently ( I did not hear them) while I was talking on the phone snatched the phone right out of my hand ( I was holding it not clutching it) .

First reaction was of utter disbelief.. and then I thought somebody I know has played a prank and then came the anger surging out ...and I abused... by the time good sense prevailed alas it was too late the guys in the bike were gone..wherein I should have been looking for the number of the bike I was abusing ...thus I lost my 4th phone in the bargain.....

No I am not traumatized or anything...abusing kinda released the nervous energy.

Well I need the number's again, please forward it to me....

For the Unread -- Catch 22

Catch-22 is a term coined by Joseph Heller in his novel Catch-22, describing a false dilemma in a rule, regulation, procedure or situation, where no real choice exists. In probability theory, it refers to a situation in which multiple probabilistic events exist, and the desirable outcome results from the confluence of these events, but there is zero probability of this happening, as they are mutually exclusive.

Logic

The prototypical Catch-22, as formulated by Heller, involves the case of John Yossarian, a U.S. Army Air Forces bombardier, who wishes to be excused from combat flight duty. In order to be excused, he must submit an official medical diagnosis from his squadron's flight surgeon, demonstrating that he is unfit to fly because he is insane. In order to get the diagnosis, he must approach the surgeon to ask for one.

However, “catch 22” — the twenty-second of the guidelines used by military surgeons to “catch” those falsely claiming to be insane — is that an insane person should not believe or suspect that they are insane. Thus, to be recognised as insane, a person must not ask for an evaluation, because doing so implicitly shows that they suspect themselves to be insane. But, if a person does not ask for an evaluation, they cannot be recognised as insane because the evaluation is the method by which such recognition would occur. Thus, nobody can ever classify themselves as insane (even if they genuinely are), and thus nobody may ever use an insanity diagnosis to escape flying combat missions, ignoring the possibility of someone else recommending an evaluation for a peer.

New Year Ahoy

...for the next 365 minus whatever has passed I am going to be the host..I hope it has a good stay and at the end of time will gracefully go out so that when I look back i would remember fondly and say..." Ah, now that was the year, the year of 2009".

The Babu Rao Story

Interesting story for the name babu rao...I don't think many remember it though.... remember rana...he joined along with Sanjit...the name was given to both Sanjit and Rana...as they used to sit together, and also used to have the same haunted look...and they came from Daksh from the same team...since Rana left soon afetr the name was given, Sanjit bore the burden of the complete name and the two name were added to make " BABURAO".

people ...I meet daily

first me .... I am a great guy...very few think of me like that but I know..I am great...my ability to screw up things is legendary to just name a few...I can become sensitive to callous in a matter of minutes from clean to plain dirty...in seconds...from available to missing in Milli seconds...I can go on and on about myself... I am so surprising that I often surprise myself...

Sanjit .. Another amazing person...likes to look at himself in the mirror...keeps himself fit...eats good and sleeps well...wears good clothes.. has an amazing knowledge about bollywood..I have not met anybody better than him.... his amazing quality ....he watches the most outrageous bad movies...something like Deshdrohi .. one thing though he will not skip a single scene....watch the songs as well... He is god in this matter.

Chaitali is called Chat-lee and many other names by her friends now married to Piush Dhiman.. my ex flat mate.... now they were living together for about 2 years before they decided to tie the knot....what a pity ...... well then life goes on...the good things don't stay forever ...

Megha .. no body knows why so many guys fall in love with her....so much love that they call her all the time...poor girl...her list of admirers alone can fill a large room...a fun loving funny creature who is always polite and caring ...starts to cry as soon as somebody gives her a sob story ... extremely hard working and dependable to finish any work given to her and is taken advantage off by everybody including yours truly....

Shunali... started work when she was a child in Genpact..and still working...dirty minded to say the least ... and my heart throb in 22A.... don't know much about her but then a person who is working since her childhood there's not much to be known..ha ha ha ha ha....

Suvidha ... now this girl is special.... before she came in my contact .. she used to be a english speaking hindi girl...and now you look at her...her hindi has words like "Kintu, parantu" with an odd muhavra's thrown in ...cool to boot and with guys not daring to approcah her..this girl has not been proposed with lines like " main aapka friend banna chata hun"...and you get the picture ....i hope

Raj...otherwise named as Raj "rona" Suri.. smart...hmmm okay smart.. good looking, tall and fair... i think he is blond and has his hair coloured in some colour ....what is left of it anyway...nice guy..likes to beat people ( I like that)...always is in thick of action..he is action boy..always in the middle of some fuck up he did not create.. his ability to be in the wrong place and in soup is so refined that it is not even funny..

Anita ... another amazing person.... to top her working abilities...she is (groan) very efficient... now a person who finishes her work in 8 hrs and attends meetings plus has time to have chit chat is just horrible to work with (imagine my plight who can do only one thing at a time)..

Akash... well to say Raj is happy because he is there as his supervisor says a lot.. a person of immense wit and charm, with his down to earth intelligence he is a force to reckon with...

Chatting -- ADDA

That is what it is called in Bangla -- ADDA... the best possible thing in this world...beats everything....
So I was driving back from work...and it was really too long a drive on empty roads...and I drive real slow...60 is fast...between 40 to 50...usually when I drive down there is a bit of traffic so things are usually a bit interesting...

today was an exception...so I started calling first I called home... then I tried hati...he did not pick his cellphone ( I will abuse him) ...then I called and congratulated Jhamb on his marraige...now...ok...called shubho...told him my situation and started chatting...ok...then I had this bright idea of calling Naveen and conferencing him...oopps...i can't my phone or account does not have this ability...so Naveen said he will conference us both so the conference started and we decided to include Shaji...who then tried to get Arun but then his cell was switched off..so shubho conferenced Sudip...
Now do not be fooled...it was not that easy..inbetween Naveen's cell got disconnected twice and then it hanged...so Shaji finally got the conference back up...

thus we had this circle of Delhi, Gurgaon,Pondi,Kolkata and Mumbai complete...

and it was as usual a nice one hour of chat, lot of abuses...

Good things happen in life when you try...eh

Dinner - Cabbage et le eggs et la veg a la jakas

Now I am not a big fan of cooking...however when I cook...it will be nothing like what I planned...from rock hard basic sponges( Cake) to something completely horrible...I can do it all...so after I came back from office I decided to test my endurance again and cook food for myself...the availability of ingredients that I had were..

1. Garam Masala ( about 1 year old)
2. Cabbage .. I bought it about a week ago
3. beans
4. Shimla Mirch
5. Tomatoes
6. Salt
7. Pepper
8. Eggs

So first I mentally prepared the dish.. the idea was to make a bed of thinly sliced cabbage

parboil( so that the shape is retained) rest of the vegetables and then stir fry them in oil and serve...

However as I started cutting the vegetables I came up with another plan

Just boil everything and eat it like a soup...

Now by the time I cut all the vegetables I forgot both the separate recipes and mashed it into one..so I fried everything and then added water and it lookked really terrible...

So imagine my surprise when I tasted this grub..it was wonderfull... so I decided to name it....

and who knows I might just be famous

Who would I like to get married too - 2

One interesting point..nobody seems to realize.. the brother angle...there has to be a brother in this script else I will end up working...running the business...

I realized it later and then understood how life teaches you so many things...

folks all you have to do is to watch " Kam-chor" and you will realize the importance of the brother...see.. in the movie Rakesh Roshan after getting married has to again work in the factory to win his bride back .... now had he been as brialliant as me he would have just gone ahead and made peace with the brother in law and then he would not had to work at all...

Important lessons

1. you have to have no " EGO"
2. kill your ambition after marraige
3. to make sure that you are pampered get ready to play the game... dirty game

and enjoy the life....

Who would I like to get married too

Who would I like to get married too....

this is good question...especially for me... I have been trying to think about it for some time and came up with the following list of requirements

1. The family should be a rich family.
2. Should be a really rich and willing to give his daughter away to me
3. No hidden costs...the business should not be suffering from bad losses

The way it should work out is...

The families meet, I meet the girl as well ( Not the most important thing...but then), it is decided that the families like each other especially the father is charmed.... and we get married... her father on the day of marriage says.. beta join the business...and I join immediately....her brother who wanted to take over the business did not like this one bit..so I speak to him and handover the business to him... ( Ye le mar)...he is happy..as all he wanted was to run the business and in return and gratitude since I gave him the opportunity to run the business, he decides to give me lakhs of rupees or dollars( I am not too choose y about money) and my wife manages them and invests them also since he was so shamed that he doubted me that he decided to take care of all my expenses..

Sigh.......................................